The World’s Biggest Liar Competition: A Legacy of Creative Deceptio.

 

The World’s Biggest Liar Competition, held annually at the Bridge Inn, has become a beacon for masterful storytellers and creative deceivers. Since its inception, this unique event has crowned a new champion each year, recognizing the most convincing and entertaining liar.

 

Politicians and Lawyers are not allowed to participate in The competition.

 

Let’s look into the history of this fascinating competition and highlight the winners from some of the edition.

 

Here’s a quick rundown of the list:

 

– Abrie Krueger (2003): Crowned King of Wasdale Valley

– Sue Perkins (2006): Ozone layer damage, ice caps melting, and camel transportation

– John “Johnny Liar” Graham (2008): Magical wheelie bin ride to Scotland underwater

– Paul Burrows (2010): Cumbrian countryside stolen, leaving Essex flat

– Glen Boylan (2011): Snail race with Prince Charles and battery-operated cheating

– Mike Naylor (2013): Wassie, the monster of Wastwater Lake

– George Kemp (2016): Encounter with Donald Trump in an underwater hotel

– Phillip Gate (2019): Cumbria’s secret sugar deposits and jam production

 

Here are the criteria for the Lying Competition:

 

1. Creativity: How original and imaginative is the lie?

2. Entertainment value: How engaging and enjoyable is the lie to listen to?

3. Conviction: How confidently and convincingly is the lie told?

4. Detail: How detailed and elaborate is the lie?

5. Believability: How plausible and realistic is the lie?

6. Delivery: How well is the lie presented, including tone, pace, and body language?

7. Humor: How funny and amusing is the lie?

8. Storytelling: How well is the lie structured and as it told a story?

 

These criteria are used to evaluate the competitors’ lies and determine the winner of the Lying Competition. Remember, the goal is to be creative, entertaining, and convincing – all while having fun!

 

Rewards:

 

1. Golden Tongue trophy

2. £500 cash prize

3. Complimentary stay at the Bridge Inn

4. Liar’s License certificate

5. Feature in local press and media

6. Invitation to return as a guest judge

7. Year’s supply of ale from the Bridge Inn

8. Opportunity to have their winning story published

9. Chance to perform at other local events and festivals

10. Admiration and respect of their peers and the community

 

The World’s Biggest Liar Competition continues to attract creative and skilled storytellers, ensuring a legacy of entertaining and imaginative lies for years to come.